The Wall of O-pinions
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Based on 6969 verified reviews (yes, really)
The package came before I did
"Honestly, hats off for the express delivery. Ordered Tuesday night, received Wednesday morning. It's the first time a man (well, a delivery man) has been this fast without disappointing me."
Penetration Test: Successful
"As a SysAdmin, I'm demanding about hardware. Zero latency, high bandwidth, and plug-and-play takes on a whole new meaning here. I disabled my firewall for the occasion. Zero bugs, 100% uptime."
It really hit the spot
"I was looking for some comfort, found a magnitude 9 earthquake instead. My neighbors think I'm doing carpentry late at night given the vibrations. Sorry (not sorry)."
It's hard to beat
"I'm talking about the silicone quality, of course! Silky touch, firm but not too stiff... Anyway, it dethroned my ex on the nightstand. At least this one doesn't snore afterwards."
There was an instant spark
"I was skeptical about connected models at first. But it was love at first buzz. Long-lasting battery (longer than me). Warning: high risk of not wanting to leave bed on Sundays."
A slippery business
"Or rather, sliding perfectly. The lubes are top-notch, smooth as silk. Customer service is on point, discreet packaging (my concierge thinks I'm ordering cookbooks). Thanks The Joy Stick!"
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